You know how most shampoo bottles have “lather, rinse, repeat” on them?

What if that is designed so that you run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time?

(Source: kirbos)

Post work hair is fucking majestic.

Post work hair is fucking majestic.

“Australia’s treatment of her Aboriginal people will be the thing on which the world will judge Australia and Australians - Not just now, but in the greater perspective of history.”
Gough Whitlam, December 1972 (via ebonaaaay)

tostadasheep:

i-choose-death-before-decaf:

thestasher:

itsyourdistraction:

witch-boots:

whitehouse:

"I’m always willing to work with anyone, Democrat or Republican, to get things done." —President Obama at NorthwesternU on working with Congress to expand opportunity for more middle-class families

obama just does not give a fuck anymore and it is hilarious

Obama isn’t perfect but congress is a joke.

Everybody blames him for shit when they really need to look at Congress.

I don’t care how you feel about his politics, but you have to admit he’s hilarious.

It doesn’t matter what the President wants too do for the country. If Congress keeps acting like a bunch of infants who don’t know how to compromise, the president can’t do shit.

harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes)

americanhororstorys:

frances conroy + american horror story characters 

overlordofthelollipopguild:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

Fuck everything

(Source: cirquereveur)

phukers:

I need some dick and weed