itsvondell:

laurakvstheworld:

yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

theacademy:

Yesterday on a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”, Harrison Ford answered the most controversial Star Wars question as if he had never stopped playing the role of Han Solo. 

(Source: thronesgifs)

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx
[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-post, zayn malik fanfic master-post, life hacks // websites, life hacks // websites p2 [school edition], bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 
FACE
1 // FOUNDATION
5 of the best foundations 
acne foundation routine
best powder foundations
quick foundation tip
how to apply liquid foundation
2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.
breaking it down
makeup highlights tutorial
blush for your skin tone
how to apply bronzer
how to contour your face
apply blush like a pro
blush according to your face shape
3 // OTHER
fake freckles with make-up
wash your face correctly
how to wash your face 101
EYES
1 // EYELINER
ombre eyeliner
d.i.y. gel liner
get the perfect winged liner
get winged liner using tape
awesome eyeliner tricks
9 different eyeliner looks
different eyeliner styles
2 // EYESHADOW
guide to applying eyeshadow
suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
glittery smoky eye
get the perfect smoky eye
3 // EYELASHES
get beautiful lashes
how to apply fake lashes
4 // EYEBROWS
best eyebrows for your face shape
get the perfect eyebrows 
eyebrow solutions
5 // OTHER
make your eyes look huge
eye make up with a spoon
make-up tricks for brown eyes
get rid of dark circles
how to change your eye shape
LIPS
a shade for every occasion
kool-aid lip stain
best lipsticks for blondes
hot red lips
how to get gradient lips
lipstick shades for fall
how to make any lipstick look matte
get soft kissable lips
OTHER
1 // BRUSHES
make-up brush tutorial 
brush tricks
clean your makeup brushes
make-up brush guide
2 // TIPS & TRICKS
long lasting makeup tricks
victoria’s secret model tips
saving face
beginner’s guide
when will it expire?
10 makeup tips from mac
best tips from professionals
18 beauty essentials
basics you should own

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx

[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-postzayn malik fanfic master-postlife hacks // websiteslife hacks // websites p2 [school edition]bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 

FACE

1 // FOUNDATION

2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.

3 // OTHER

EYES

1 // EYELINER

2 // EYESHADOW

3 // EYELASHES

4 // EYEBROWS

5 // OTHER

LIPS

OTHER

1 // BRUSHES

2 // TIPS & TRICKS

hesolvescrimesifangirlaboutit:

pros-n-consofbreathing:

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Neither can the dog

too soon

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

bi-privilege:

rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police